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18 Cats of Instagram that are plotting to steal your soul…AND your beer

But they’re so cute, you’ll probably forgive them for being so über evil.

18 Cats of Instagram that are plotting to steal your soul…AND your beer
1. This “tabby” cat…who clearly started that collection at some point…he’s probably using beer tabs to tally the souls he’s collected

2. This boss-cat who’s clearly on a business trip… bartering for beers and souls

3. This heavily-intoxicated, soul-sucking Tabby Cat who also has a healthy beer-gut in the works. You’ve been warned…

Lick your lips. It’s Thirsty Thursday, kittens!! #beercattang

A photo posted by Tang BeerCat (@beer_cat_tang) on

4. This puddy tat workin’ all the angles just to trick you; it’s disgusting what some cats will stoop to just to get what they want…

5. This high-class kitty pounding down Guinness and…”seared duck breast with cilantro pesto and a balsamic-duck-fat glaze” Like…wow–we don’t even eat that well. He clearly traded that meal for someone’s soul.

6. This heterochromic feline who’s got one eye for IPA and the other for sultry souls

7. This wizard-cat that has all the beer wize. BTW, his hair is so long–because it’s full of ssssouls…Also, he has no pupils: DO NOT TRUST HIM

8. This Muggsy meow meow fluff-ball who’s working on a bottle of nest; The bow-tie is just plain trickery, a soul-reaper dressed up like a possessed ventriloquist puppet

9. This kitten, “Sofie” who’s sniffing for a hint of coriander…and the residue of your soul

Sofie likes Sofie! #catsontap #gooseisland #mainecoon #sofie #catsofinstagram #kitten #beercat

A photo posted by Quinn (@quinnluci) on

10. This trash-compactor, Mikaman who’s crushing his only friend in the whole world just for the last beer (and all of his souls too, we’re sure)

11. This tall drink of kitty fluff. Do. Not. Be. Tempted. He got the beer, your soul is next.

Had too many people asking for more photos of me. #brewcat #beercat #kitty #craftbeercat

A photo posted by Fender Sierra Coors (@the_cat_fender) on

12. This gate-keeper owl cat who is clearly using that cold brew to seduce you into joining the dark side

13. This gamer-cat that will PWN yo’ a$$ at Xbox; know why? Because he crushes n00b souls like yours for fun!

14. This army cat who clearly has stealth abilty level-9, coupled with an unquenchable thirst for beer…and souls

15. This sociopath panther who’s cold as ice, and then hysterical as he lifts both your beer and your soul AT THE SAME TIME

#rolandthebeercat and I are up to our old shennanigans again!

A photo posted by Natalie Wiser-Orozco (@dvlwearsparsley) on

16. This double-fisting kitty who’s already found his next victim off in the distance. RUN!!! While you still can…

It’s a farm cat kind of life! Chunk had to make an appearance 🙂 #catsontap #beercat

A photo posted by Chris & Amanda (@thefermentablewizardofkoz) on

17. This black furball, clearly a collector from the night, sneaking a sniff of “hazelnut with floral undertones” and yeah, also your soul

18. And finally… this annihilated fur-splosion of cat, beer and anti-souls. It was nice knowing you…

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